I don't like politicians. Especially ones who wink. I'm looking at you, McCain.
Sandra's fundraiser party was amazing and I'd like to thank everyone who came out and supported. It's really hard to find words to express how amazing you people are. Thank you so much, from deep down in my guts.
Thank you Pete and Dawn for organizing the fundraiser....and for the tasty dinner! And thanks to Jamie Oliver for creating the recipe. It was so good I am fully willing to overlook your Britishness.

I've been seeing this view a lot. Why am I practicing the drums?
Why not. I like drums.
I wish this horribly drawn-out election were over already.
My mom is on an airplane right now, on her way to China. I am extremely jealous, but I feel bad because I didn't call her to wish her a bon voyage. I thought her flight was tomorrow. Sorry Mom!

Usually I don't like cutsey photos, but this one reminded me of Suzuki-roshi, and I think it says something deeper than, "awwwww, how cute."
I mean, yeah, it's a frog with a snail hat. Maybe I am just seeing something that isn't there. Maybe it's just a frog with a snail hat.

Will somebody please help this guy figure out the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground?

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers.
